the last prom

i realize i never wrote about my last dumb prom experience.
i have pictures too but i'm too lazy to post them, so i'll just write about it.

akin to how i didn't want to go to my prom, tom (my ex-friend) and meylin (his ex-girlfriend) and shaina (meylin's best friend) all went to music and art high school in the city and they didn't want to go to their stupid prom either. so they rented a limo and made reservations at a nice restaurant in the village and i was appointed shaina's date. i don't remember if before the prom or after the prom at some point i went out on a date with shaina and made one embarrasingly awkward attempt to kiss her and that really didn't work out and made me feel really stupid. oh man do i love recalling being a really awkard teenager. ANYWAY so the dinner was fine, we drank a bunch at the italian restaurant, and they didn't seem to mind that we were clearly young. and then the limo was WAY late coming to pick us up and then the driver was like, "where to?" and the answer was something like "just drive around." and then we're driving around and tom starts telling me in hebrew that he really wants to hook up with meylin and why are shaina and i just sitting there and not getting it on? and then we stopped at port authority and bought some porn to put on the tv in the limo... why? i don't really know. and i didn't really want to hook up with shaina at this point. so maybe it was after that awkard date. anyway, eventually we just started making out on one end of the limo and tom could get his groove on in the other end. by this point i think the limo driver had figured out we weren't really going anywhere so he just parked somewhere near wall street. so shaina was on top of me, and we were making out and we're like, hmm, why is the car kinda bouncing, and we look on the other side (why?) and there's meylin going down on tom. we're like "oh my, let's ignore that" and we just went back to making out. a little while later there is some serious bouncing action and we glance again and this time it is sex on the other side of the limo.... yeah, so i've been in the same car with my childhood (now-ex) friend having sex. very strange. especially since i didn't really want to hook up with shaina and all we were doing was kissing. AND i ended up breaking out all over my face, so i must've been allergic to her makeup. AND after we dropped the girls off at their respective apartments, the limo didn't want to drive to riverdale (let alone yonkers) because that apparantly wasn't in the agreement. so after a bunch of drunk arguing with the driver, we had to get out and take a yellow taxi cab home at like 4 or 5 in the morning.
lovely experience.
and my feet hurt because my shoes weren't so comfortable.
i'll find a picture and put it up eventually.