More Types (also known as Volume II)

My first crack at this. What fun!

Those who check craigslist contantly for all their needs and those who don't have needs that can be filled by craigslist.

Those who want to the lastest and greatest and those who think last year's clunker is better than this year's shiny new model.

People who are on facebook and people who are on myspace.

Those who fart on their partners in bed and those who are farted upon.

People who name their pets after food, people who talk about eating pets even when they aren't named after food, and people who can keep the two things separate.

Those who brush their teeth before sex and those who like sex first thing in the morning before they had a chance to brush their teeth.

People who watch football for the ads and people who watch football cause everyone else is.

People who understand baseball is the greatest sport ever invented and people who weren't born in America. (and even some who are)

People who sleep and fuck on air mattresses and people who need a real mattress (or at least a wall).

People who talk to their families through their pets and people who talk to each other.

People who drink light beer and people who don't like to drink piss.

Mets and Yanks are on. So those who are going to stop blogging to watch and those who couldn't care less.